Dan Barry: Way Back With Jimmy Breslin

Last month, New York City, Irish America and IAW&A lost a brave and brilliant writer, Jimmy Breslin. In the Irish tradition of “a month’s mind,” we share the words of writers who knew and loved him.  We send our condolences to his wife, Ronnie Eldridge, and family.

The following article, by Dan Barry, originally appeared in the New York Times on March 20th:

Many years ago, there was a tribute for Jimmy Breslin at New York University. Among those present: Mr. Breslin himself, along with journalists and writers such as Jim Dwyer, Sam Roberts, Gail Collins, Pete Hamill, Mike Lupica, Carl Hiaasen and many others.

What follows are the words that The Times columnist Dan Barry, the writer of the obituary for Mr. Breslin, who died on Sunday at age 88, read at the N.Y.U. event, and which Mr. Barry says “sheds another light on Breslin.”

I go way back with Jimmy. He doesn’t know it, but we go way back.

When I was a kid, my father would say:

Read Breslin today.

Never: Good morning.

Never: I love you.

Just: Read Breslin today.

The advice was good — and bad.

Good because I got to read the prose of this journalistic genius, Breslin.

Bad because, like so many other young reporters, I developed a Breslin tic. For example, I wanted every paragraph to end with one word:

Beautiful.

Just the way Breslin used to end some of his paragraphs. But when I used this technique, it didn’t seem to have the same effect:

“The Zoning Board of Appeals endorsed a plan last night to build a Super Stop and Shop on Tolland Road. Beautiful.”

Now here is my Jimmy Breslin story; it’s a story about the person, not the character. And I’m not going to do a Breslin imitation. I can’t quite capture that voice, that voice that sounds like an altar boy who has swallowed broken glass.

About five years ago, Jimmy Breslin calls me and asks:

When do you have to go to That Place for That Thing? I’ll walk over there with you.

That Place refers to Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital — a building that Jimmy knew well, unfortunately.

That Thing was a scary, unpleasant procedure I had to undergo. Of course, every procedure at Sloan Kettering is scary and unpleasant.

But I didn’t know what he meant by “walking over there” with me. In fact, I had never MET Jimmy Breslin; I had only talked to him on the phone.

Anyway, we arrange to meet on the Upper West Side. I am very nervous. Mostly about this procedure I am about to have. But also about meeting and walking with Jimmy Breslin.

I spot him. He’s easy to pick out of a crowd. I introduce myself. We start walking east. And he starts talking — about everything.

He talks about mobsters: John Gotti, Sammy the Bull Gravano, the Ravenite Social Club.

We’re now in Central Park. And I’m laughing.

He talks about sports: Willie Mays and Leo Durocher, Emile Griffith and Benny “Kid” Paret, the New York Mets.

We’re now on the East Side. And I’m laughing.

He talks about the war in Iraq. Bush and this goddamn, goddamn war.

We’re now in front of the hospital. That was quick.

My wife arrives, and I turn to say goodbye to Jimmy.

Instead, he comes into the hospital with us, and he’s telling funny stories now to the both of us.

I check in at the admissions desk, and Jimmy’s beside me, still telling stories. Great stories.

I go into the small locker room, get into one of those johnnies that leaves your ass exposed, come out — and there’s Jimmy. I sit down between my wife and Jimmy Breslin, and I’m the only one with my ass exposed.

Now he’s asking me what my column is going to be for Wednesday, which is two days away.

I say that I was thinking of taking the day off, considering this procedure and all.

Screw that, he says. Find something. Anything. Write it up.

The nurse is inserting the needle for the I.V. — and Jimmy is sitting beside her, telling the nurse and me that I have to find something to write. This is New. York. City.

Finally, I get onto the gurney.

I make room for Jimmy.

He shakes my hand, and only then does he leave That Place.

The next day, I’m walking around Manhattan, feeling sorry for myself.

Jimmy Breslin calls me: Whatta ya got for tomorrow?

I got nothing, I say. What with the procedure and all…

Screw that! he says. Look around you! Stories everywhere! Write it!

Gooood-Bye.

Only then did I realize what Jimmy Breslin had done for me on our walk to the hospital.

He had given me the gift of distraction.

He had filibustered away my fears.

What’s more, he had reminded me of my responsibility to write.

So I went back to the newsroom and wrote a column.

That column? Forgettable.

This story I just told you?

Beautiful.

[Feature image by Vincent Laforet for the New York Times]